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A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner. This is tobe her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They al...

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed....

For his birthday, the little boy asked for a 10 speed mountain bike… … but his Father explained that with the boys’ Mother just losing her j...

The teacher was telling the kids about the birds and the bees. She explained that, “When a man and a woman meet and fall in love, nine mon...

They go on their honeymoon to beautiful, picturesque Venice, Italy. After a day of sightseeing, they return to their hotel. He turns to his ...

April was explaining to her husband how much fun they’d had at the beach during her “girls day” outing. “But,” she told him, “It didn’t en...

Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each buy a ticket and wa...

A woman is looking in the mirror, unhappy with her reflection when her husband enters the room. Thinking it had been a long time since he ha...

A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the...

My husband and I had been trying to have a third child for a while. Unfortunately, the day I was to take a home pregnancy test, he was calle...