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A man is in bed with his wife

A man is in bed with his wife when there is a knock at the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it’s 3:30 in the morning. “I’m no...

So this blonde goes to the Doctor for a checkup so doc starts asking her: Age? She starts counting using her fingers, says 22 ! Height? She ...

A Psychiatrist Had No Patients In His Office. Suddenly , the door opened slowly and a man crept into the room on four legs. His mouth was fu...

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed....

The husband and his young wife did not have a good relationship. The wife was even convinced that he was having an affair with the pretty ho...

Dorothy and Edna, two “senior” widows, are talking. Dorothy: “That nice George Johnston asked me out for a date. I know you went out with hi...

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead show up for the same job interview. The brunette is the first one to go in, and after filling out the fo...

A blonde was recently fired from her cashier job, because she kept stealing money from the register. She went looking for work the next day....

Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, and he said, “I don’t know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everyt...

An old man was on the beach and walked up to a beautiful girl in a bikini, “I want to feel your bre@sts” he exclaimed. “Get away from me, yo...