After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing eve...
Funny Joke ‣ What?!
Here I was, sitting at the bar, staring at my drink, when a large trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink, and gulps it dow...
A mother was working in the kitchen
A young mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train s...
Funny Joke ‣ I’m Glad I Came
A woman and a baby were in the doctor’s examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby’s first exam. The doctor arrived, and...
How Can I Possibly Repay You?
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft a...
Garth and his wife Sadie are having dinner
Garth and his wife Sadie are having dinner at an upmarket restaurant in Melbourne, when an attractive young redhead walks by, smiles at Gart...
Funny Joke ‣ What’s The First Thing Your Father Does In The Morning?
“Johnny” says the teacher, “what’s the first thing your father does in the morning?” “He takes a sh*t, sir,” says Johnny. “Oh” says the teac...
Story ‣ A Little Morning Music
I walked out on my porch this morning to the wonderful sight of the sun rising over the mountains. I smiled as its golden beams lit up the c...
Do You Want To Hear A Blonde Joke?
A blind man walks into a bar, orders a drink and says, “Hey! Does anyone want to hear a blonde joke?” Then the woman next to him taps his sh...
Funny Joke ‣ Birthday Surprise
During lunch at work, I ate 3 plates of beans (which I know I shouldn’t). When I got home, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed...