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Funny Joke ‣ That’s Too Much

A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn’t serv...

A lady goes to the doctor and complains her husband is losing interest in sex. He gives her a pill but warns her that it’s still experimenta...

During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asks the students… “Students, If you were on a date, having supper with a nice young...

On his first day on the job, the trainee dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone: “Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!” The voice from ...

A spiritual God visited a woman and told her she must give up smoking, drinking and sex if she wants to go to heaven. The woman said she wou...

A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner. This is her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit d...

George decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, George and his new wife was organizing his g...

Ted and his wife were working in their garden one day when Ted looks over at his wife and says: “Your b*tt is getting really big, I mean rea...

A rancher was minding his own business when an FBI agent came up up to him and said, “We got a tip that you may be growing illegal drugs o...

A dog lover, whose female dog was in heat, agreed to look after her neighbor’s male dog while the neighbor was on vacation. She had a larg...