There was this guy who always went out drinking with his friends. He would always come home very late. One night, while he was at the bar he...
Differences Between Men And Women
Nickname If Gloria, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle go out for lunch, they will call each other Gloria, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle. But if Mik...
Wetherspoons Restaurant
A group of male friends, all turning 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspo...
Funny Joke ‣ That’s Too Much
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn’t serv...
Funny Joke ‣ Experimental Pill
A lady goes to the doctor and complains her husband is losing interest in sex. He gives her a pill but warns her that it’s still experimenta...
Funny Joke ‣ Little Johnny and his Etiquette
During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asks the students… “Students, If you were on a date, having supper with a nice young...
Funny Joke ‣ Wrong Number
On his first day on the job, the trainee dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone: “Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!” The voice from ...
Do you want to go to heaven?
A spiritual God visited a woman and told her she must give up smoking, drinking and sex if she wants to go to heaven. The woman said she wou...
Dammit, Ginger
A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner. This is her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit d...
George and his new wife
George decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, George and his new wife was organizing his g...