There was once a blonde woman on a plane to Detroit. She was in the economy class, but after takeoff, she saw an empty seat in first class a...
Dolly wanted a new living room
Dolly wanted a new living room set but her husband kept saying. “No.” Every day she would ask him to please let her have the set. Every da...
She had gained weight
A woman in our diet club was lamenting that she had gained weight. She’d made her family’s favorite cake over the weekend, she reported, and...
A nine-year-old kid sitting at desk
There is a nine-year-old kid sitting at his desk and all of a sudden, there is a puddle between his feet and the front of his pants are wet....
A woman at hairdresser getting styled
A woman was at her hairdresser’s getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who...
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A man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at a fast food place. He noticed that they had ordered just one meal, and as he watched, ...
A elderly husband and wife noticed
An elderly husband and wife noticed that they were beginning to forget many little things around the house. They were afraid that this cou...
An Englishman is hiking in Scotland and he pauses to drink
An Englishman is hiking in Scotland and he pauses to drink from a stream. A passing shepherd calls out “Dinnae drink frae that, it’s all ful...
Funny Joke ‣ I Need a Man
A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom’s bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, “I need a ...
A beautiful redhead
A beautiful redhead sitting at the next table. He’s been sneakily checking her out ever since he arrived, but doesn’t have the courage to st...