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Teacher & Johnny

Teacher: “If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?” Johnny: “Seven.” Teacher: “No, listen carefully… ...

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, ...

A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up their life savings into a total of $200.00. Then, the blonde decided ...

There was a green field in a village where lived an ant and a grasshopper. One summer day the grasshopper was very happily chirping and sing...

A brothel owner, ‘Diamond D,’ began construction on an extension of her building to increase the ever-growing business. In response, the loc...

This couple go to an agricultural show way out in the countryside a fine Sunday afternoon and are watching the auctioning off of bulls. The ...

Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff-legged and wa...

A school inspector asked the class, “If length of the platform is 200 metres and speed of the train is 100 kilometres what should be my a...

An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar, So one night he took her along with him. “What’ll y...

There was a competition to cross the English channel doing only the breaststroke, and the three women who entered the race were a brunette, ...