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Funny – In The Year 2020 The Lord Asked Noah To Build An Ark

In the year 2020, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in the United States, and said, “Once again, the earth has become wicked and o...

A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn; the wife preferred to read. One morn...

The preacher, in his Sunday sermon, used “Forgive Your Enemies” as his subject. After a long sermon, he asked how many were willing to forgi...

Little Johnny had hurt his finger while working on his model aeroplane. He ran to his mother, who kissed the wound and made it better. On th...

A Trumpeter during a battle ventured too near the enemy and was captured by them. They were about to proceed to put him to death when he beg...

The poor man asks the rich man, “What are you getting your wife this Christmas?” The rich man replies, “Diamond earrings and a Mercedes.” Th...

Three old guys were sitting in a bar talking. One was a Doctor, one was a Lawyer, and one was a Biker. After a sip of his martini, the doc...

A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes ov...

A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road. He stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted. She got in and cross...

A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: “Dig!” He looks around: nobody’s there. “I am having hallucinations”, he t...