A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, “You should do it because you get u...
A woman was very distraught
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any lovemaking in quite some time. She was afraid she might have some...
A cowboy runs into a bar
A cowboy runs into a bar and says to the bartender, “Give me twenty shots of your best scotch, and make it quick!” The bartender pours out t...
Funny Joke ‣ Memory Test
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test. The doctor says to the first man, “What is three times three?” “274,” was his reply...
A guy comes home completely drunk one night.
He lurches through the door and is met by his scowling wife, who is most definitely not happy. ‘Where the hell have you been all night?’ s...
A woman was walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast hanging out.
A cop was approaching from about a block away, thinking to himself, "Boy, my eyes must be going. It looks like that woman is hanging ...
A businessman boarded a flight
A businessman boarded a flight and was lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman. They exchange brief hellos and he not...
Funny Jokes ‣ Retired | Funny
For example, the other day my wife, Bev, and I went into town and went shopping. When we arrived, the policeman was writing a parking ticket...
A couple lay down for bed
One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently tapped his wife on the shoulder and started rubbing her arm. His wife turned ove...
A woman came home early from work
A woman came home early from work one day and found her husband in bed with a young and attractive woman. The woman yelled at her husband in...