As soon as the newlyweds returned from their honeymoon the young bride called her mother, who lived a couple of hours aw...
Positive Thinking
A nurse entered patient’s room two hours before his operation. She fixed vase and while working, suddenly asked patient, “Sir, which doctor ...
The new maid
A man hires a new maid and calls home to speak to his wife. The maid picks up. “Is this the maid” “Yes” “Well may I speak t...
A young man asked an old rich man
A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, “Well, son, i...
s**... Rule.!
A new patient was quite upset when the doctor's nurse led him to a small, curtained cubicle and told him to undress....
Funny Joke ‣ For the Sick
Mary, a little girl, was in church one Easter Sunday with his mother Doris, when she started feeling sick. “Mummy,” she whispered, “can we l...
As he walked up to old lady’s car
As he walked up to old lady’s car he noticed there were 3 other elderly folks looking very frightened and rigid. He le...
When Young Woman was Amazed by the Stamina of an Old Man in a Bed
70 year old man goes into a brothel. He picks out a young pretty woman, Long they go up to her room, strip down and clim...
Funny Joke ‣ Tell Me Things You Can Suck!
One day, Little Johnny’s teacher asked the class, “Children, if you know the answer, please raise your hand! Tell me things...
Dan married one of a pair of identical twins.
Dan married one of a pair of identical twins. Less then a year later he was in court filing for divorce. "Tell the ...