A certain king of Spain who was very proud of his ancestors was known for his cruelty toward those who were weaker than hi...
I want to talk to…
“I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,” demanded the rep. “Well,” replied the farmer, “There’s my fa...
A Blonde Wants A Pair Of Alligator Shoes
A blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes, but didn't want to...
When a woman who is constantly embarrassed by her husband goes to the priest for help
The priest notices and asks, “Who is our savior?” then nods to Mrs. Jones. She pokes her husband, and he wakes up and shout...
Betting Champion Old Lady
A little old lady went into the headquarters of the Bank of America one day, carrying a large bag of money She insisted tha...
If I die…
An old man and woman hate each other, but remain married for years. During their shouting fights, the old man constantl...
A wife takes her husband to club on his birthday
A wife decides to take her husband, Dave, to a strip club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says,...
A soldier’s girl wrote to break off their engagement
A soldier serving overseas far from home was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote to break off their engagement and ask f...
Devil In The House – Humor
One Sunday morning, Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front...
Maybe she was Born blonde
A woman came running up to her husband in the driveway as he came home from work just jumping for joy. He didn’t know wh...