Being new in town, Sophia was trying to find the library. She asks a man standing by, “Hi. Excuse me. Do you know where th...
Mrs. Smith asked her students
The first day of first grade, Mrs. Smith asked her students to name their favorite letter. One young girl in front raised ...
The alcoholic came to the yoga school
The alcoholic came to the yoga school. Hi, I am an alcoholic. I’ve read in the magazine that yoga helps alcoholics to chang...
A father has three daughters
A father has three daughters who are all getting married on the same day. He asks his oldest daughter, “Whom do you wish to...
UN Survey On Food Shortage
A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN The only question asked was: “Would you please give your honest opinion about so...
When a Man spent a night with a Beautiful Woman for $500
decided it wasn’t worth the price. So, he had his secretary send a check for $250 and enclosed the following note: “Dear Ma...
Funny Joke ‣ The Mystery of Raisin Bread
A bakery owner hires a young female clerk who likes to wear very short skirts and thong panties. One day a young man ent...
Poor Fred Can't Find And Keep A Girlfriend
One day a friend asked, “Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?” Fred replied, “A...
Blonde On A Diet
A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a d...
Oh, I’m sorry
There once was a girl who wasn’t feeling very pretty so she went to a genie to make her pretty. The genie told her that to ...