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A new teacher was getting to know

A new teacher was getting to know the kids by asking them their name and what their father did for a living. The first litt...

A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the hu...

A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an ...

A lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer is thinking that seniors are so d...

A 95-Year-old woman goes to the Doctor… She tells him that she’s lived a long life and that she wants to end it now on her ...

A state trooper running a speed trap flags a sedan for travelling 75MPH in a 50MPH zone. The trooper immediately flips on h...

A policeman pulls over an old man in a pickup truck because the bed of his truck is full of ducks. The officer says, “Sir...

An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screams and ...

As an airplane is taking off and is gaining altitude, the pilot comes on the intercom: “Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your ...

The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog. Proceeding i...