A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says,...
The next morning
The next morning, the wife tells her husband that she had slept over at a friends house. The husband then contacted al...
Marine Shares A Room With A Heavy Snorer
Late one evening a Marine pulled into a little town, only to find that every hotel room was taken. When he finally got t...
Trying To Get Pregnant!
My husband and I had been trying to have a third child for a while. Unfortunately, the day I was to take a home pregnanc...
A 90 year-old man marries a beautiful 25 year-old woman..
They go on their honeymoon to beautiful, picturesque Venice, Italy. After a day of sightseeing, they return to their hote...
Sam called his wife and said in a weak voice
Sam called his wife and said to her in a weak voice, “Hey baby, I was driving to a coffee shop to meet Mary when all of a...
A newlywed first night together
On their first night together, a newlywed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom showered and wearing...
She woke up and told her husband
A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a p...
Funny Joke ‣ Birthday Surprise
During lunch at work, I ate 3 plates of beans (which I know I shouldn’t). When I got home, my husband seemed excited to s...
Garth and his wife Sadie are having dinner
Garth and his wife Sadie are having dinner at an upmarket restaurant in Melbourne, when an attractive young redhead walks...