Donald wanders in to the hardware store and tells the salesman he’s got a lot of firewood to cut and what could he buy to ...
The Three Boys
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers. The first boy says, “My Dad scribbles a few words on a p...
A old man goes to a church
An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession: Man: “Father, I am 75 years old. I have been married for 50 ye...
My friend asked me
My friend asked me, “Why are you getting a divorce?” I responded, “My wife wasn’t home the entire night and in the morning ...
A couple was invited to a swanky masked
A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the...
A co-worker told John
A co-worker told John that John’s wife was being unfaithful everyday at 1:30 in the afternoon with John’s best friend. Wor...
A lady was filling her tank
A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even though all the signs say not to. The fumes that ca...
A female reporter was conducting an interview
A female reporter was conducting an interview with a farmer about Mad Cow Disease. “Mr. Brown, do you have any idea what mi...
Human Anatomy
A family is sitting around the supper table discussing anatomy. Suddenly the son asks his father, “Dad, how many kinds of ...
Hi darling!
Wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. Fromunder the blanket she notices four legs ins...