“I mean I was very close to having an affair, Father. I met this woman at a work conference, and we hit it off. We had a lo...
Two women are walking down the street
Two women are walking down the street when a mugger approaches them and demands their money. They both grudgingly pull o...
Two couples were playing cards
Two couples were playing cards. Jeff accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pic...
A man traveling by train
A man traveling by train asks the ticket collector what time the train stops at Victoria. “Sir, we don’t stop at Victoria.”...
A man and his wife have gone to bed
A man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying in bed for a few minutes the man cuts a fart. His wife rolls over and...
A man went to the dental surgeon
A confused father goes to buy a Barbie Doll for his daughters birthday. The salesperson answers, ‘Which one do you mean, ...
Father, remember Psalm 129?
After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said, “Father, remember Psalm 129?” The priest r...
The Shoes
… the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the “no haggle on prices” attitude of one of the sho...
Adultery
One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, “If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I’ll quit!” Everyone liked him, so th...
Arthur proposed to me an hour ago
“Then why are you so sad?” her mother asked. “Because he also told me he was an atheist. Mom, he doesn’t even believe the...
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