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Once when Nasreddin Hodja was serving as qadi, one of his neighbors came to him with a complaint against a fellow neighbor...

The bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door bursts open and in comes four exuberant blondes. ...

A man is sitting at home when a police officer knocks on his door. The officer asks him if he is married and the man re...

The mother-in-law arrives home from the shops to find her son-in-law Paddy in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his su...

A couple was having dinner one evening when the husband reached across the table, took his wife’s hand in his and said; “B...

There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money and was a real miser when it came to his mon...

A man was called in for an audit by Revenue Canada. He asked his accountant for advice on what to wear. “Wear your worst...

A guy walks into a bar and says to the barman, “Give me six double vodkas.” The barman says, “Wow, you must have had one h...

This guy went to hospital for a circumcision, but because of a mix up, he ended up having a complete gander change. All of...

At one point during the game, the coach called one of his 7-year-old hockey players aside and asked, “Do you understand wh...