A husband and wife are sitting on the couch watching TV. The wife looks at the husband and he is staring at the ceiling ab...
A Very Beautiful Girl
Wife: Yesterday I saw a very beautiful girl. Husband: Then what happened? Wife: I just kept on admiring her, on and on.. H...
The Wife Checked Her Husband’s Phone
The wife checked her husband’s phone and found these names: ‘The tender one’ ‘The amazing one’ ‘Lady of my dreams, She got...
A boss said to his secretary
A boss said to his secretary I want to make love with you & I will make it very fast. I’ll throw $1000 on the floo...
My other wife is beautiful
My other wife is beautiful. My wife doesn’t care what I do away from home, as long as I don’t enjoy it. My wife has a spl...
Funny Joke ‣ Lucky Man
A man goes into the doctor feeling a little ill. The doctor checks him over and says, “Sorry, I have some bad news… you hav...
A Man Dies And Goes To Heaven
A man dies and goes to Heaven. When he arrives, he is greeted by one of the angels who says, “Come with me, and I will show...
A dad asked a question to a little johnny
Dad: Who do you like more, Mum or Dad? Little Johnny: BOTH Dad: Ok if i go to America and your mum goes to Paris, where wi...
She called him on the mobile
The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing and as they had a lot to do, so she called him on the mobile. The w...
Funny Joke ‣ Whose Children Are These?
A man ordered for a voice automated robot car that does anything he tells it to do correctly without any error. He got th...