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A man and a woman meet

A man and a woman meet in an elevator. “Where are you heading today?” the man asks. “I’m going down to give blood.” “How m...

The very snobbish wife was discussing the subject of Christmas presents with her maid. “Now what about the butler?” the r...

A Sunday school teacher asked her students to draw a picture of their favorite Old Testament story. As she moved around t...

A blonde buys two horses and she can’t tell them apart. So she asks the farmer next door what to do. He says to cut one of...

A young lady is working at an old people’s home when she walks into an old gentleman’s room. He’s holding a set of photo...

A Midwest farmer was describing his lifestyle to a touring group of city folks. “One of the benefits of this profession,...

An Engineer and his wife were always fighting with each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could ...

A married couple in their early 60s were out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little rest...

A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, “Well, son, ...

A police officer in Grafton stops at a local farm. He talks with an old farmer, and tells him. “I need to inspect your far...