heart warming lawyer story

   i stole this from another site..i couldnt resist One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadsi...

An old man calls his son and says, "Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced

  An old man calls his son and says, "Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery is enough." &quo...

Three Old men reminiscing in a nursing home...

  Three Old men reminiscing in a nursing home....... ........complaining about their biggest regrets on getting old. The first old man said ...

A woman had twin babies and fell asleep immediately after.

  A woman had twin babies and fell asleep immediately after.    A couple of weeks later she finally wakes up and asks the doctor, “Where is ...

The Knob

  A woman visited a plastic surgeon who told her about a new procedure called 'The Knob,' where a small knob is placed at the to...

Elderly couple lost on desert island, then his wife forgets she didn't pay the bills

  Here’s a good little joke that will hopefully brighten your day. We’re not sure who came up with it originally, but it sure is something w...

Dorothy and Edna, two elderly widows, are talking.

Dorothy and Edna, two elderly widows, are talking.   Dorothy: “That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date.  I know you went out ...