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A man hated his wife’s cat

A man absolutely hated his wife’s cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the pa...

Ray came home one night from a long day at work, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber. He awoke before the...

A man and his mother-in-law went to Jerusalem and while they were there the mother-in-law passes away. The priest says to the man, “for $1...

A very sick woman on her sick bed said to her husband: Honey if I die, how long would it take you before you marry a another wife…?! The m...

A group of young women decided to arrange for a camp with their mothers-in-law to hopefully get to know and understand each other better. Tw...

Two women friends met after many years. “Tell me,” said one, “What happened to your son?” “My son? the poor, poor lad!” sighed the other. “W...

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, “Johnny, if there were five birds s...

At school, Little Johnny’s classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it’s very easy to blackmail them by ...

60th High School Reunion, He was a widower and she a widow. They had known each other for a number of years being high school classmates and...

A pregnant woman is about to give birth. The doctor has her on the delivery table, legs up in the stirrups. Suddenly, he sees the top of a...