Son: “Daddy i fell in love and want to date this awesome girl!! “ Father : “That’s great son. Who is she?” Son: “It’s Tina, the neighbor’s d...
I’m married
Bill wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a gl...
Story ‣ Think Outside Of The Box
In a small Italian town, hundreds of years ago, a small business owner owed a large sum of money to a loan-shark. The loan-shark was a very ...
A man kisses his wife goodbye and leaves to work early in the morning
His wife calls her 2 lovers to come in just as her husband leaves. None less than 2 hours later the husband arrives. "Quick hide, it...
Three writers, Al, Ben, and Carl
Three writers, Al, Ben, and Carl, who were attending a writing convention, booked a room on the 75th floor of a hotel. When they arrived bac...
Funny Joke ‣ Smart Old Lady
A sweet old lady telephoned the hospital. She timidly asked, “Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?” Th...
Property ?
Doug Smith is on his deathbed and knows the end is near. His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons, are with him. He asks for 2 witnesses...
Funny Joke ‣ A “Romantic” Afternoon
A college professor is experiencing a “slow-down” in his sex-life with his wife… … so he is trying to figure out how to spice it up. He is...
Three couples marry and stay
Three couples marry and stay at the same hotel for their honeymoons, where they are taken care of by Dave the bellboy. The first man married...
Old Woman's Gifts
There was a little old lady who was suffering from a degenerative eye condition that had left her nearly blind. She had three sons, and each...