Back in those days when corporal punishment was permitted to teachers, a minor teacher named Miss Bings complained to one of her superiors, ...
Marine Shares A Room With A Heavy Snorer
Late one evening a Marine pulled into a little town, only to find that every hotel room was taken. When he finally got to the last hotel, he...
Arthur Is 75 Years Old And Played Golf Every Day
One day he arrives home looking downcast “That's it,” he tells his wife “I'm giving up golf. My eyesight has become so bad that once...
Funny Joke ‣ Years 5 Chemistry Class
My son got sent home from school today. He had been suspended for running around the girls’ toilets with his privates hanging out. Seems he ...
A Good Question for These Three Blondes
Three blondes were all applying for the last available position on the Texas Highway Patrol. The detective conducting the interview looked...
Get Outta My Classroom
A young woman, (a new teacher) was giving an assignment to her Grade 6 class one day. It was a large assignment so she started writing high ...
Why Parents Get Gray
The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers He dialed the employee&...
The female blonde
A man who’d just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit… The female blonde mortician asks ...
The next morning
The next morning, the wife tells her husband that she had slept over at a friends house. The husband then contacted all of his wife’s frie...
A Farmer Was Taking Three Of His Donkeys.
A farmer was taking three of his donkeys for sale to the market. On the way, he saw a river and decided to have a dip. Since he had only two...