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His wife teased him – but he had the final word

My wife and I went to the auction in Paris Kentucky the other week and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls....

The officer walks up to the car and after a quick greeting takes the documentation she has ready for him. He notices a license to concea...

A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrap...

Three brothers each marry a woman. The first one married a woman from Minneapolis, and said to her: “When I get back from work, I wan...

A skinny little frensh Guy A skinny little frensh guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE American guy standing next to...

AN ENGINEER GOES TO HELL: An engineer dies and suddenly finds himself standing at the Pearly Gates, in front of Saint Peter who’s hold...

A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down. A lady cashier walked up to him and said, "Your barracks door is open."...

A woman had twin babies and fell asleep immediately after. A couple of weeks later she finally wakes up and asks the doctor, “Where is...

👱‍♀️ 80,000 blondes meet in a football stadium for a "Blondes Are Not Stu*pid" Convention. The leader says, "We are all ...