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There’s this old priest who got sick of all the people

There’s this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery. : One Sunday, in the pulpit, he sai...

A mature (over 40) lady gets pulled over for speeding… Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer : Ma’am, you were speeding. Ol...

There was a butler named John who worked for an old decrepit Billionaire that had a smoking hot 25 year old wife. John was infatuated w...

Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. . ...

A woman (mom) was sitting at a bar enjoying a cocktail after work one night, when the bar door opened and the most gorgeous hunk of a man ...

My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, and I didn’t. Marriage is a three ring circus: Engagement ...

An airliner is fully boarded and ready to push-off from the gate, when two blind pilots enter the main cabin. The pilots both are wearing ...