A lawyer and an elderly person sit next to each other on a long train journey. The lawyer thinks the old people are so stupid that he could ...
Funny Joke: The man asked his wife why their son looked so different then the rest of their kids
A very elderly couple is celebrating their seventy-fifth wedding anniversary. The man says to his wife, "Dear, there is something tha...
A Plane Was Taking Off From Kennedy Airport.
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the int...
John and Mary Went For Dinner In A Very Fancy Restaurant
John and Mary were having dinner in a very fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away, noticed th...
Johnny Was Playing In His Room.
Little Johnny was playing in his room,… when his dad walked in and explained that he and his mom were getting a divorce. “Why Daddy?” aske...
A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walks into a pub in Dublin
A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walks into a pub in Dublin She raises her right arm, revealing a huge hairy armpit. She point...
Two Newlyweds Are Put To The Test For Their Faith. But The Result Is Just Wild
A young newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor told them, “We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain ...
Husband Was Not Talking With Wife.
Wife’s Diary: Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping wi...
An Elderly Man Jimmy Was Walking Down.
One day, an elderly man Jimmy was walking down Main Street when he saw his old buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup. Bubba pulled up to hi...
A Little 10-Year-Old Girl Was Walking Home.
A Little 10-year-old girl was walking home, alone, from school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her: After fo...