A father passing by his Little Johnny bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an en...
An Elderly Man Dave Walks Into A Bar.
An elderly man Dave walks into a bar and sees John his old friend sitting at the end of the bar counter with a great big smile on his face. ...
A New Couple Had Moved Into The House.
One day, an old man noticed that a new couple had moved into the house next door. He was also quick to notice that the woman liked to sunb...
A Farmer Arranges The Bull To Inseminate The Cow.
A farmer arranges with his neighbor to have the neighbor bring his bull over to inseminate the farmer’s cow. While the bull is doing the b...
L.Johnny And Billy Are Walking To The Church.
Little Johnny and Billy are walking to the church for the Sunday prayer. Billy wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while prayin...
Who said he wanted to?
Who said he wanted to? An 80 year old man went to the doctor for a checkup and the doctor was amazed at what good shape the guy was in. Th...
HILARIOUS DIRTY HUSBAND WIFE JOKE OF THE DAY: BEARD LOVE?
A married man was visiting his “girlfriend”, When she requested that he shave his beard. “Oh James, I like your beard, but I would rea...
A Guy Whose Given Name Was "Onestone"
There once was Guy whose given name was “Onestone”, so named because he had only one test!cle. He hated that name and asked everyone not ...
Stuck on Toilet 'Cause Toilet's Stuck On You
My wife, Judy, had been after me for several weeks to varnish the wooden seat on our toilet. Finally, I got around to doing it while Jud...
Dorothy And Edna, Two Old Age Senior
Dorothy and Edna, two old age “senior” widows, are talking. Dorothy: “That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date,… I know you wen...