An old man lived alone. His only son was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son. Dear Son, I am feeling pretty bad because it look...
Texan in Chicago – Joke
An elderly Texan went to Chicago and thought he would buy a new “city” outfit. He went into Marshall Fields and when asked by a sweet youn...
The Kids Filed Back Into Class Monday Morning.
The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, and then share with t...
The Horse and the Chicken
On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together. One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a b...
An Old Lady Went Into A Bar In Dallas.
An old lady went into a bar in Dallas, TX and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she’d ever seen. ...
A Lady Was Reading A Newspaper.
A lady was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. “Listen to this,” she said....
There's A Couple That Has Been Dating For A While.
There’s a couple that has been dating for a while. As much as he wants to, she won’t sleep with him, because she’s saving her virginity for ...
No Secrets in Marriage
Ed and Carolyn met while on a singles cruise and Ed fell head over heels for her. When they discovered they lived in the same city only a f...