A little old lady went to buy cat food. She picked up three cans but was told by the clerk, “I’m sorry, but we can’t sell this to you wi...
A Farmer Was Sitting In The Neighbourhood Bar.
A farmer was sitting in the neighbourhood bar getting drunk. A man came in and asked the farmer, “Hey, why are you sitting here on this be...
An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that the evolution had created.
An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that the evolution had created. “What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! ...
The Funny Old Forgetful Couple Go To A Doctor
There was an elderly couple who in their old age… … noticed that they were getting a lot more forgetful, so they decided to go to the doct...
Chuckle of Today: Mousetrap could be your concern
A mouse looked through the crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife open a package: “What food might this contain?”, the mouse won...
The Chickens Gathered Around The New Rooster
On the farm, all the chickens gathered around the new rooster. He had arrived on the farm in the morning, and was looking at himself proudly...
Couple's car broke down on a grocery run, but the wife made one crazy find
A couple drove their car to the store, only to have it break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping wh...
Once upon a time there lived a King who had the most beautiful daughter.
Once upon a time there lived a King who had the most beautiful daughter. But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt...
Three Women Discuss Their Husbands Over Coffee
Three women are talking about their husbands over coffee. “It’s funny,” says Samantha, “Peter’s balls are always cold as ice when I’m givi...
A Blonde Is Doing A Puzzle…
A Blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out ho...