One hot summer day, a blonde came to town with her dog, tied it under the shade of a tree, and headed into a restaurant for something cold t...
Sorry, Blondes. This one is for you!
A flight is on its way to Sydney when a blonde in economy class gets up, and moves to the first class section and sits down. The flight ...
The jealous husband hired a detective – and couldn’t believe what he discovered
A jealous husband hired a private detective to check on the movements of his wife. The husband wanted more than a written report; he wan...
Johnny Brought Home His History Test.
Little Johnny brought home his history test result, it was 90. His father was so happy with it. However, his mother, Karen, just couldn’t be...
First Time with a Co*dom!I
I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman ...
The Fertile 70 Year Old
An 70-year-old married a 20-year-old. A year after the wedding the couple arrives at the delivery room. A male boy weighing 3.5 kg was born,...
FRIED CHICKEN.
Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn&...
A blind man has a funny way of ordering his food
Menu sir?” asked the owner. “I’m blind, just bring me one of your dirty forks. I will smell it and order.” The confused owner went to...