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Johnny Looked So Sad.

Little Johnny looked so sad his teacher had to inquire what was wrong. “What’s the problem?” she asked. “I hope it’s not about your homework...

A soldier was stationed abroad and received a ‘Dear John’ letter from his girlfriend back home. It read: “Dear Harry, I can no longer contin...

A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says, “I’m o...

The devil is in the details…. During a church service, the pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for an...

😎A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. &q...

An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was...

A woman’s closet door was making a terrible sound whenever a bus was crossing the street outside So she called a carpenter to check it ...

A housewife is in bed with her lover. All of a sudden she hears her husband’s car pull up. He came home early from a business trip! In a pan...

When Jane first met Tarzan in the jungle, she was instantly attracted to him… … and during her questions about his life, she asked him if ...