Two flies are out on a date So they go out on the town and see fresh dog poop on the side of the road. They rush down and start feasting whe...
An Old Golfer Was Hitting His Ball
An old golfer was hitting his ball near a water hazard and his club fell into the water. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, “Wh...
An Elderly Lady From A Remote Little Town.
An elderly lady from a remote little town went to one of Philadelphia’s most fashionable suburbs to visit her niece and husband. Nearby wa...
A man went into an urologist
A man went into an urologist and told him he was having a problem, as he was unable to get his “Old chap standing to attention”. The doct...
Johnny Awoke One Night.
Little Johnny awoke one night to hear strange noises from his parent’s bedroom. When he opened the door his dad was on his mom naked. He s...
A Couple Were On Their Honeymoon
A couple were on their honeymoon: Lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband: “I have...
Johnny Was Scratching Down.
One day in class the teacher looks over to little Johnny and sees him scratching his downstairs under the table, She walks over to him and...
My Mom and Dad’s New Wife’s Dress War – Joke
Jennifer’s wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement – not even her parents’ nasty divorce. Her mother had fou...
Joke Of Today: Bartender & IRS Agent
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squee...
The Vet Solves a Problem
The only cow in a small Kentucky town stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow just across ...