AN ELDERLY DROVER FROM A HUGE CATTLE STATION IN THE OUTBACK APPEARED BEFORE ST. PETER AT THE PEARLY GATES ASKING TO BE LET IN. “HAVE YOU E...
Joke of the day : I checked into a hotel on a business trip and ....
I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so I thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone bo...
Joke of the day : A Beautiful Woman Is Sitting Next To The L.johnny.
A beautiful woman is sitting next to the little johnny on a plane. There is terrible turbulence and then the plane goes into a sudden nosedi...
A Turkey Was Chatting With A Bull
A turkey was chatting with a bull. ‘ I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree’ sighed the turkey, ‘but I haven’t got the energ...
A Farmer Was Sitting On His Porch.
A farmer was sitting on his porch one day when a young man drives in and comes to the door. “Sir, I was driving by and noticed you had ...
A Newly Married Sailor Was Informed By The Navy
A newly married sailor was informed by the navy that he was going to be stationed a long way from home on a remote island in the Pacific f...
A Drunk Husband Arrived Late At His Home.
Once a drunk husband arrived late at his home, He rang the bell.. Wife: where have you been till this late, I am not going to open the doo...
I got cut off by a taxi driver last week
I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in...
Little Johnny Came Home After School
Little Johnny came home after school: “Daddy, I have a bad grade in the English language.” “Why?” asked his father. “Well, the teacher asked...
The Foreman On A Large Worksite Noticed A New Labourer
The foreman on a large worksite noticed a new labourer one day and barked at him: “What’s your name?” “John.” The new bloke replied. The For...