A woman had a dog which was a female and in heat, agreed to look after her neighbour’s male dog while they were away on holiday. She had a l...
A Texas Elderly Gentleman Asked A Waiter
An elderly texas gentleman asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an attractive woman. The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and sai...
TWO OLD LADIES WERE SITTING ON A PARK
TWO OLD LADIES WERE SITTING ON A PARK BENCH OUTSIDE THE LOCAL TOWN HALL WHERE A FLOWER SHOW WAS IN PROGRESS. ONE LEANED OVER AND SAID, “LIFE...
Daily Joke: Wild Bill’s comin’ to town
An old west dime novel writer is out looking for a good story when he wanders into a saloon. He sees a group of rough rider lookin ’scou...
Bull Story
A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the first exhibits they stopped at was the breeding bulls. They went up to the first pen and the...
A pissed-off wife was complaining about her husband spending all his fre
A pissed-off wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar. So, one night he took her along with him. “Wha...
Who Am I – Joke
One Monday morning a mailman is walking the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars...
ONE DAY LITTLE JOHNNY
ONE DAY LITTLE JOHNNY COMES IN FROM THE PLAYGROUND AND WRITES THE WORD “PEN!$” ON THE BOARD IN A BLOCK LETTER VERY SMALL. SO THE TEACHER COM...
Humor: 3 older women are strapped in an electric chair and their last words are ridiculous
Three elderly women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation. They get drunk and wake up in jail, only to find that t...