An elderly gentleman was telling his friend about a new restaurant he and his wife recently visited. “The food and service were great!” he ...
Dorothy and Edna, two elderly widows, are talking
Dorothy and Edna, two elderly widows, are talking. Dorothy: “That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out wi...
A hunter went hunting one day
A hunter went hunting one day in West Virginia and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive hom...
MICKEY HAD BEEN IN POLICE
MICKEY HAD BEEN IN POLICE WORK FOR 35 YEARS. FINALLY SICK OF THE STRESS, HE QUITS HIS JOB AND BUYS 50 ACRES OF LAND AS FAR FROM HUMANITY AS ...
Read This Guy’s Hilarious Response To The State Enviromental Agency
A man was sent a letter by the Pennsylvania Department of Environmental Quality regarding a pond on land that he owned. The letter he sent b...
Three men died on Christmas
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. "In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said...
A HUSBAND CALLS UP HOTEL MANAGEMENT FROM THE ROOM.
A HUSBAND CALLS UP HOTEL MANAGEMENT FROM THE ROOM. PLEASE COME FAST, I AM HAVING AN ARGUMENT WITH MY WIFE AND SHE SAYS SHE WILL JUMP FROM YO...
One evening a Husband, thinking he was being funny
One evening a Husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, ‘ Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in ‘Slim Fast. Maybe ...
AN OLD MAN WAS SELLING WATERMELONS
AN OLD MAN WAS SELLING WATERMELONS. HIS PRICELIST READS : 1 FOR $3 AND 3 FOR 10$. A YOUNG MAN STOPS BY AND ASKED FOR ONE WATERMELON. “THAT W...
Once, there was a sailor
Once, there was a sailor. The captain welcomed him aboard as a new crew member... The Sailor was just settling in when he noticed that there...