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Fart Football

… “What in the heck are you talking about?” The old man answers, “I’m playing fart football!” A few minutes later the wife farts and says,...

A professor, a CEO, and a janitor are in a forest when they discover a magic fairy. The fairy says “I will give you what you most desire if ...

A blonde girl was going on her first date and her grandmother gave her some advice: “The boy may try to kiss you -it will feel good, but d...

The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog. Proceeding into the entry, h...

A Husband And Wife Get Up On Sunday Morning. – A husband and wife get up on Sunday morning. After breakfast, the wife notices that her husba...

One of the bags was ripped, and every once in awhile, a $20 bill fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a Policeman stopped her, and s...

A beauty pageant was underway, when the police were called by the lady organizing the event. She ran out to greet the two male officers as t...

An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, ...

As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a 5-year-old boy who picks that moment to throw a wild temper tantru...

A beggar was given a piece of bread, but nothing to put on it. Hoping to get something to go with his bread, he went to a nearby inn and a...