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I Have Perfect Eyesight – Humor

Norman is 89 years old. He’s played golf every day since his retirement over 20 years ago. One day he arrives home upset. “That’s it,” he te...

A girlfriend and boyfriend walked into the girlfriends house and the girlfriend said to her mom, “Mom, me and my boyfriend are going up to m...

A little old lady went to the grocery store and put the most expensive cat food in her basket. She then went to the check out counter where ...

A man and his wife were working in their garden one day. The man looks over at his wife and says: “Your butt is getting really big I mean re...

A small, balding man storms into a local bar and demands, “Gimme a double of the strongest whiskey you got. I’m so mad, I can’t even see str...

A young female teacher, good looking and wearing a short and tight skirt, was giving an assignment to her class one day. It was a big assign...

One day while passing a nursing home I noticed six old ladies lying naked on the grass. I thought this was a bit unusual but I continued on ...

A beautiful woman is sitting next to the little johnny on a plane. There is terrible turbulence and then the plane goes into a sudden no...

A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says,“I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mo...

There was a World wide survey of “Most Embarrassing Moment in human life” the finale had the following three incidents… Third Place “It was ...