A young man met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500. So they did. Before he left, he told her that he did not h...
She Had A Sore Throat
A blonde woman called her brunette friend. “I’m doing a jigsaw puzzle at my apartment, but it’s way too hard for me!” “What’s the jigsaw sup...
A Blonde Woman Called Her Brunette Friend
A blonde woman called her brunette friend. “I’m doing a jigsaw puzzle at my apartment, but it’s way too hard for me!” “What’s the jigsaw sup...
A Man Tries To Bang Bang With His Wife
A man tries to bang bang with his wife. She tells him, “I’m sorry, honey. I have a gynecologist appointment tomorrow, so I want to be fresh”...
A Man Is Stranded On A Desert Island For 10 Years
One day he sees a beautiful woman in a swimsuit come ashore. She says to him, “Tell me, how long has it been since you had a drink?” He repl...
A Blonde Is Walking Past A Pasture
A Blonde Is Walking Past A Pasture Being curious about various farm animals and seeing a farmer nearby she asks him “How come those cows don...
On The First Night Of Honeymoon
On the first night of their honeymoon, the new bride tells her husband, “I have a confession to make. I’m not a virgin. I’ve been with one o...
Jack Decided To Go Skiing With His Best Friend
Jack decided to go skiing with his best friend buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack’s minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours,...
A Very Attractive Blonde Woman
A very attractive blonde woman from South Alabama arrives and bets $20,000 on a single roll of dice. She says, “I hope you don’t mind, but I...
Funny Joke ‣ Whip Me
A young couple was making passionate love in the guy’s van (shag carpets, big double mattress in the back… ) when suddenly the girl, being a...