A cab driver reaches the pearly gates. St. Peter looks him up in his Big Book and tells him to pick up a gold staff and a silk robe and pr...
Secret Of a Great Marriage
His friends to him at coffee: “We adore your family life, you’ve got a great life with your wife and kids. You don’t make her say things twi...
Fondness Of Women's Sacrifice
Eleven people were hanging on a rope, under a helicopter 10 men and 1 woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they deci...
Back on January 9th, a group of Hells Angels
Back on January 9th, a group of Hells Angels, South Carolina bikers were riding east on 378 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Pee D...
A woman died and found herself standing outside
A woman died and found herself standing outside the Pearly Gates, being greeted by St. Peter. She asked him, “Oh, is this place what I reall...
Home From School – Humor
An elderly couple who were childhood sweethearts had married and settled down in their old neighborhood. They we’re celebrating their 50th w...
Funny Joke ‣ Have You Been A Good Girl?
Three girls died and were brought to the Gates of Heaven. Upon entering the gate, they were halted by St. Peter and his obedient angel. St. ...
Funny Joke ‣ Pastor vs Carpenter
Week after week, the man came to his pastor with a big problem. “When I go to bed, I can’t sleep because I’m afraid of monsters under my bed...
Funny Joke ‣ Aging States
While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant, a...
An Irs Officer Tries To Be Smart With The Rabbi
Anxious for his first investigation he was a bit perturbed when he was assigned to audit a Rabbi. Looking over the books and taxes was prett...