Judy and Ted got married and had 13 children, then Ted died of Heart Disease: Judy married again and she and Bob had 7 more children. Bob wa...
Funny Joke ‣ You Can Do It I Trust You
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for. The next mornin...
Story ‣ Parrot’s Advices
A man had a parrot of which he was excessively fond. He kept it in a silver cage and fed it fruits and nuts and anything else the bird ask...
Funny Jokes: A boy dares a girl to climb a tree
A boy dares a girl to climb a tree one day. The girl does it, while the boy is looking from right under her. That night the girl tells her ...
Funny Joke ‣ Inexperienced Guy
A girl brings a guy home one night. They get into her apartment and immediately she suggests that they do “69”. “What the hell is that?” a...
A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months
A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, wh...
A man is in bed with his wife
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a knock at the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it’s 3:30 in the morning. “I’m ...
Soldier Gets His Tool Blown
The next morning the soldier wakes up and slowly lifts the sheets only to see a baby elephant trunk had been sewn on were his p*nis used to ...
Two nuns are on a motorcar trip through Europe
Two nuns are on a motorcar trip through Europe, and end up in Transylvania. While stopped at a traffic signal, a tiny Dracula jumps up on th...
A Mother Hears A Humming Sound
A mother hears a humming sound from her daughter’s bedroom and walks in. Finding her daughter sitting on the bed using her personal toy she ...