At school, Little Johnny’s classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it’s very easy to blackmail them by ...
High School Reunion – Humor
60th High School Reunion, He was a widower and she a widow. They had known each other for a number of years being high school classmates and...
A pregnant woman is
A pregnant woman is about to give birth. The doctor has her on the delivery table, legs up in the stirrups. Suddenly, he sees the top of a...
A nice respectable lady with a savory smell
A nice respectable lady with a savory smell of perfume got on the bus and took a seat beside me. After some moments I dared to ask her: “Exc...
Two ladies are walking their dogs
Two ladies are walking their dogs. As they pass a department store, one lady says, “Let’s go in and do some shopping.” The other lady says...
Two men both seriously ill
Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room. One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help dr...
Suzy asked her big sister
Suzy asked her big sister Samantha how babies are made. Samantha explains it to her. “I still don’t get it? Can you show me.” Suzy says. “OK...
A Man Decides To Leave His Wife
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothi...
A old man and wife have gone to bed
An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying there a few minutes the old man farts and says,”Seven Points.” His wife rolls over an...
I Would Like To Withdraw £10
An old Man walked into the bank and stood in the queue, when it was his turn he handed his bank card to a bank teller and said, “I would lik...