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Three bulls heard the rancher was bringing another bull onto the ranch.

Three bulls heard the rancher was bringing another bull onto the ranch. First Bull: "Ive been here five years. Im not giving this...

Farmer Joe had a nagging wife who made his life miserable. The only real peace that he got was when he was out in the field plowing. One day...

A man wakes up home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glas...

A lady is having a bad day at the table in Monte Carlo. Down to her last Pound 100, completely exasperated, she cries, “What rotten luck! Wh...

Two elderly ladies have been friends for many decades. Over the years, they partook in many activities and adventures together. Lately, thei...

Two parents making love on bed Their 7 years old son was in the room, so they tell him to go on the balcony to play with his toys After the ...

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m...

A wife was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband’s key in the door. “Stay where you are,” she said. “He’s so drunk he won’t even ...

I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dolla...

An elderly couple who were childhood sweethearts had married and settled down in their old neighborhood. They we’re celebrating their 50th w...