An old football player was dying. So he called her wife and told her: “My dearest you see I’m dying. May you confess how many times you have...
Old couple who hadn’t celebrated Halloween
There was an old couple who hadn’t celebrated Halloween in a long time, so they decided to dress up and go out. The old woman went in her be...
A man and his wife were always fighting
An Engineer and his wife were always fighting with each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into...
A drunk walks into a bar…
A drunk walks into a bar and says to the bartender (with a drunken slur); “Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, ...
An 80 year old man was having his annual checkup
An 80 year old man was having his annual checkup when the doctor asked how he was feeling. “I’ve never been better!” he boasted. “I’ve got a...
I accidentally overturned my golf
While golfing, I accidentally overturned my golf cart. A very attractive female golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the n...
Wedding Anniversary Wishes
A husband and wife in their sixties were coming up on their 40th wedding anniversary. Knowing his wIfe loved antiques, he bought a beautiful...
Well How Was It
A woman meets an elderly man in a bar. They talk: they connect: they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows ...
Jane met Tarzan in the jungle
One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and, during her questions about his life, she asked him how he managed ...
A married man having a affair
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them in the office and they took off for her house. ...