A newly married Liam goes to the meet Father Charles. He greets the priest and says, ‘Father, I need to talk to you. ‘ The Priest asks, ‘Is ...
A 18 year old girl tells her Mum
An 18 year old girl tells her Mum that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the chemist and buys a pre...
My Teacher Wants to See You
A young boy says to his father “Dad, our math teacher is asking to see you.” “What happened?” The father asks. “Well, she asked me, ‘how m...
Two old men sitting on a park bench
Two old men were sitting on a park bench watching the young women jog by. One jogger stops and gets upset at the attention. “Just who are yo...
A Boy Comes Back From School
A boy comes back from school, disappointed, because he got a 0 on a geography exam. “The teacher gave me a zero because I couldn’t answer a ...
Funny Joke ‣ How Do You Feel About Sex
An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was...
Hillary and Bill sneak away from the secret service
Hillary and Bill Clinton sneak away from the secret service and go for a drive. The two end up at a gas station and when they walk in, Hilla...
Teacher Jokes
1. “If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up” said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to ...
A few months after his parents were divorced
A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom’s bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, ” I need...
A forgetful husband
An absent-minded husband thought he had conquered his problem of trying to remember his wife’s birthday and their anniversary. He opened an ...