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Funny Joke ‣ Ted And His Wife

Ted and his wife were working in their garden one day when Ted looks over at his wife and says: “Your b*tt is getting really big, I mean rea...

A rancher was minding his own business when an FBI agent came up up to him and said, “We got a tip that you may be growing illegal drugs o...

A dog lover, whose female dog was in heat, agreed to look after her neighbor’s male dog while the neighbor was on vacation. She had a larg...

Two men, Jim and John, were walking their dogs when they passed by a restaurant. “Let’s go in and get something to eat,” Jim suggested. “We ...

A man frantically calls the hotel desk from his room on the 11th floor. “Please come quick I’m having an argument with my wife and she says ...

A man and his wife were going for a stroll one night when they spotted what was obviously a blind man taking a walk on the other side of the...

A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became ad...

A young blonde, on vacation in Louisiana, wanted a pair of alligator shoes, but was reluctant to pay high New Orleans prices. She stomped ou...

A woman was at her hairdresser’s getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband.. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser...

One Day A Man Came Back Early From His Office. He Was Shocked To See His Wife With Another Guy. He Told His Wife To Go Out Of The Room. ...