A couple whose marriage was on the rocks sought the advice of their pastor. The pastor encouraged them to patch up their quarrel and keep th...
Funny Joke ‣ Try! Try!
A man goes to the doctor and complains that his wife cant hear him. How bad is it? the doctor asks. I have no idea, the husband says. Well, ...
Funny – The old lady goes to buy condoms
A 67 year old woman walks into a drugstore. There’s a lot of people in the store, and she goes to stand in line. After a while, it’s h...
Johnny Tells His Parents He Has To Go. –
After church, Johnny tells his parents he has to go and talk to the minister right away. They agree and the pastor greets the family. “Pasto...
The priest promises to light a candle for her
A Roman Catholic priest is on his way to Rome when he runs into an old childhood friend. “My goodness, Mary!” he says. “How have you been?...
Funny Joke ‣ The Overweight Blonde
An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice. The doctor said she should run ten miles a day for thirty days. This, he promised, w...
Funny Joke ‣ Hey, What’s Going On Here
A man walks into a bar and sits down. He asks the bartender, “Can I have a cigarette?” The bartender replies, “Sure, the cigarette machine i...
Funny Joke ‣ Beware When You Come Home!
There was this guy who always went out drinking with his friends. He would always come home very late. One night, while he was at the bar he...
Differences Between Men And Women
Nickname If Gloria, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle go out for lunch, they will call each other Gloria, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle. But if Mik...
Wetherspoons Restaurant
A group of male friends, all turning 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspo...