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Flying Back From the Convention

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw an unusually beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soo...

A guy is sitting at a bar, and a drunk dude walks up to him, calling his mom a whore. The first guy just ignores it and stays in his spot ...

John, a wealthy 60 year old man, shows up at the country club one day with his new wife, a smoking hot 22 year old blonde. His buddies are...

After 60 years together, the couples three kids, all successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honour. “Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad...

A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom on the edge of the bathtub saying to himself, “Now how can...

90 year old George went for his annual physical examination. All of his tests came back with normal results. Dr. Darns said, “George, ever...

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, “If I’m going to die, I want to die feeling like a ...

This is the letter that the man wrote to his wife: Dear Wife, I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve bee...

My wife was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual Soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, …wearing only The t-shirt that she normal...

There once was a girl who wasn’t feeling very pretty so she went to a genie to make her pretty. The genie told her that to make her feel pre...