An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any recent interest in his paintings, which happened to be on display. “I have good ne...
A man goes into his favorite bar and sees a jar of money on the counter with the word “win” printed on it
A man goes into his favorite bar and sees a jar of money on the counter with the word “win” printed on it. “What’s this about?” he asks ...
Funny Joke ‣ Happy Dog
A man running a little behind schedule arrives at the cinema. Goes in to watch the movie that has already started. And as his eyes adjust to...
An Old Man Bought An Expensive Locket
At a jewellery store, an old man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend. “Don’t you want her name engraved upon it?” ...
A Jewish man punches Chinese man in bar
A Jewish man walks into a bar and sits down. He has a few drinks, then he sees a Chinese man and punches him in the face. “Owch!” the Chin...
Funny Joke ‣ So I Did
A sixteen year-old boy came home with a new Chevrolet Avalanche and his parents began to yell and scream, “Where did you get that truck?!” H...
A drunk was sitting in a bar
A drunk was sitting in a bar looking at three small brown pellets in his hand. The bartender asked what they were, and the drunk replied “...
… day, so the Angel must decide which of them gets in.
… day, so the Angel must decide which of them gets in. The Angel asks Dolly if there’s some particular reason why she should go to Heaven....
A rather confident man walks into a bar
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks...
A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking a shower.
A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking a shower. "There is a blind man to see you," she ...