A little boy was afraid of the dark. One night his mother told him to go out to the back porch and bring her the broom. The little boy tur...
A blonde walks into the police department
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer asks her some questions: Officer: What’s 2 + 2? Blonde: Ummm… 4! ...
A old couple is having breakfast
An old couple is having breakfast when the old woman says to her husband, “Just think, honey, we’ve been married for 50 years.?” “Yes,” he...
Three older ladies were discussing
Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, i...
A man meets a woman at a bar
A man meets a woman at a bar and asks her “Would you have lovemaking with me for 10 million dollars?” Without skipping a beat she screams. “...
Funny Joke ‣ I Was Afraid!
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what...
He approached her and asked,
He approached her and asked, ‘Mrs. Jones, do you know me?’ She responded, ‘Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I’ve known you since you w...
Story ‣ Pumpkins And Walnuts
Nasreddin Hodja was lying in the shade of an ancient walnut tree. His body was at rest, but, befitting his calling as an imam, his mind did ...
Three women are about to be executed for crimes.
Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde. Two guards brings the br...
Funny joke ‣ Nice Irishman
In Amrriada, an Irishman enters the confessional and tells the priest, “I almost had an affair with another woman.” Priest: “What do you mea...