A jealous husband hired a private detective to check on the movements of his wife. The husband wanted more than a written report; he wante...
The teacher asked, Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated
The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class… “Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?” No one...
Johnny Awoke One Night.
Little Johnny awoke one night to hear strange noises from his parent’s bedroom. When he opened the door his dad was on his mom naked. He sai...
A Daughter Reached Her 18th Birthday.
A divorced man was delighted when his daughter reached her 18th birthday. Because it would be his final child support payment. Month after m...
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool.
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and so...
All The Chickens Gathered Around The New Rooster.
In the farm, all the chickens gathered around the new rooster. He had arrived on the farm in the morning, and was looking at himself proudly...
Johnny Asked His Teacher.
Little Johnny asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom and she said yes. When he went to wipe his backside, there was no toilet pape...
A man went into an urologist
A man went into an urologist and told him he was having a problem, as he was unable to get his “Old chap standing to attention”. The doctor ...
Grandpa Walt Found Himself Babysitting.
Every Saturday morning Grandpa Walt found himself babysitting his three grandchildren…all boys. The kids always wanted to play ”war,” and Gr...
An Old Blind Man Enters A Bar.
An old blind man enters a bar and asks the Barkeeper “Wanna hear a joke about blondes?” Suddenly, the bar is as silent as a grave. A guy n...